to combine, is to create; to engineer, divine.
I love my skin!
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. ‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.
Chandler Bing’s Six Stages of Unemployment
You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever
It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.
I’m not depressed,
why do you think I’m always depressed?
I’m just tired.